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Un conte de Noël Conservateur

Posted on | décembre 12, 2011 | 16 Comments

Le petit Stephen, qui n’était pas sage, mérite bien un conte à son image.

Car dans sa jeunesse, enfant trop gâté, ce jeune tyran aimait exploiter

amis et voisins. Comme un noble prince qui l’étranger de sa demeure évince

Il vivait en repli. Le Père Noël n’aimait ni lui, ni ses amis fidèles

Et par conséquent les étrennes manquaient sous les sapins verts, décorés, coquets.

On conçoit bien sûr que l’ami Stephen se nourrit d’une certaine rancune.

L’acharnement donc qu’il met aujourd’hui à nous causer tous troubles et ennuis

N’est pas nouveau. Mais, regardons plutôt le saccage vil qu’il fit de Kyoto,

Son étrange but, détermination à vaincre le Nord, sordide obsession

Sortie de nulle part, cette envie de faire un symbole hautain de l’ours polaire.

L’ours, c’est bien connu, dévore les rennes. Parfait! se dit-il, contemplant la Reine

Donner à chacun de belles étrennes, ce Père Noël vraiment à la graine

de communiste! De socialiste! Et la glace fond, emmenant, c’est triste,

Saint-Nicolas et ses joyeux lutins en un désolant cimetière marin.

La population protestera-t-elle cette manoeuvre ma foi vénielle?

Que Nenni! Stephen, astucieux gamin, cache un bel atout au creux de sa main:

C’est le temps des Fêtes, les consommateurs sont trop occupés, les Conservateurs

très opportunistes distribuent en masse les allocations. Grand bien leur en fasse!

Parents soulagés se ruent aux commerces, et les écolos d’illusions se bercent

s’ils croient qu’il pourrait en être autrement. Les achats reprennent, impulsifs, déments,

nourris de subsides. Vois, sur ce billet,  Harper et Sa Reine, unis en portrait

Le premier ministre seul en son royaume, écrasant Noël au creux de sa paume.

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