Common Sense Comes to Town!

Common sense is the most fairly distributed thing in the world, for each one thinks he is so well-endowed with it that even those who are hardest to satisfy in all other matters are not in the habit of desiring more of it than they already have. (Descartes)

Now that Harper Is in Power

Posted on | May 3, 2011 | No Comments

Well, if I can have a laugh or two off Osama Bin Laden, who is still dead so far, I might as well do the same at Stephen Harper’s expense, as unfortunately he is as alive as ever this morning. So, all together now, now that Harper is in power:

  • Will Maxime Bernier become Minister for the Status of Women?
  • Will they build a mega-prison in Harper’s riding? After all, it’s hard to escape the law when you try to run away in tar sands…
  • Will the next villain in the Star Wars series be called Darth Harper?
  • Will they find the fossilized remains of Fred Flintstone in Alberta, thus proving creationist “theories”?
  • Will Bev Oda even bother lying to Parliament, or will the Conservatives drop their hypocrite’s masks and admit openly that they don’t really give a damn about democracy and respect?
  • Will Obama invite him to spend the summer vacations with his family?
  • Will he still torture our ears with pitiful attempts at demonstrating some humanity by singing and playing along on the piano?
  • Will a donation to the CBC become a tax-deductible charitable contribution?
  • Will a donation to the Republican Party become a tax-deductible contribution to a recognized political party?

And finally, to sum up this non-exhaustive list : now that Harper is in power, how much time until Conservative censorship shuts down blogs promoting other values, such as freedom of speech?

Your turn: Now that Harper is in power…


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